The Math Of Love Triangles - Rachel Bloom; Andrew Pirozzi; Preston Mui; Dominique Kelley; Joe Hall; Kevin Frey; Corey Anderson

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What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men
It's like she's a Barbie with two perfect Kens
But wait, it just occurred to me
Maybe I can solve this with geometry
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
So professors, teach me the math of love triangles
Yay, time for book facts!

A triangle is a polygon
With three edges and three vertices
Take the base times the height, cut that in half
To find the area of the surfaces.

Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see
The center of the triangle is little ol' me.

The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn.

You're not taking in what we're saying
We're a little bit concerned.

Yes, the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
Whichever Tom or Dick I might pick
The center of the triangle is little ol' me.

Actually a triangle has multiple centers
This triangle's scalene.

That's astute
So I need to decide which man's more a-cute
Here's Pythagoras' Theorem
Will this help me choose
If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose
Let's take a look at what this line bisects
Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X?
Those are good puns but please pay attention.

Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension?
Whee, a swing! It's literal suspension!
The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn.

We're starting to suspect
You don't sincerely want to know about triangles.

Yes, the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
I need to choose between men, but until then
The center of the triangle is little ol' me

Is this a triangle?
No, that's a shoe
Is this a triangle?
No, that's you
So I'm a triangle?
What? No
One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!
You don't seem to know how to count
We are sincerely worried about you
Catch me!
You're ruining the number!
This angle's right
Which angle's right?
No, not right like correct
Ooh, are you erect?
No, 90 degrees
That's really erect!
The math of love triangles
Is super duper fun
We're tired of all your tangents
That's also a triangle pun.

Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math!
You all deserve a kiss.

Lady, we're all gay
We get nothing out of this.

Neither man will notice
My learning disability
'Cause the center of the triangle
Is little, old, sexy little baby me.
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